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Thursday, 16 June 2011

Alice - Madness Returns - A hooting-tooting review lol


This sexy little number above is THE Alice. Yeah she puts the shit in shit crazy! If you didn't play the first Alice game, follow these instructions to a tee.

If you did get you hands on the first Alice you will be used to the macabre way the story of Alice unfolds. In the end scene she is released from the asylum and this is where this sequel begins. Alice finds herself lost in her own twisted make-believe world as she struggles to deal with the death of her parents.

So since I hate fuck-long reviews that drone on and on and I've got a plate of baked chicken and potatoes daring me to take a bite. (what....i'm a meat-and-potatoes-kindda-guy) I'll keep this review short and sweet.





  • Levels seemed never ending
  • Too many references to the old Alice game people playing for the first time could be confused
  • What's up the the frigging floating frigging platforms...ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
  • It plays ONE song repeating the chorus...I guess you know how that went
  • The madness of the mini-games ....groan


  
  • Game play was good
  • I like my characters like I like my neighbours - wacky with a side a Ahhhhhhhhhhh (Scroll down and you'll see a litte of what I mean)
  • The Weapons were banging ...literally. Some of my favs below.


1. Vorpal Blade

2. Pepper-grinder machine gun

3. Hobby Horse hammer

4. Teapot Cannon
  • Her hair was totally awesome, it was realistic and beautiful. Great graphics 
                              umm I think I'm in love
  • The weird environments
 just keeps you guessing what's next because the scene is so bizarre you are never really sure what you will find....kindda like that awkward moment when you really really  needed to use your buddy's bathroom and you are a little freaked by what you may find....



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