Top 5 Fails of the Thor movie

I guess by now everyone would have seen the Thor movie… in the theater and not on the megavideo link provided. (To see Thor in megavideo please click here)

2 hours later…..

So by NOW lol everyone should have seen the Thor movie. It was good. ….with his washboard abs and arrogant general asshole-like behavior was the very impersonation of the Thor we have all come to know and love. However, there are just some unforgivable lapses that cannot be overlooked.

1.

The Characters were underdeveloped. Huge mistake. Odin, Thor’s mom, Gatekeeper, even Thor’s love remained estranged from the audience. There was a  huge disconnect between their motives and actions leaving movie viewers guessing until the very end.  They were the strangers in the plot...and apparently unwelcomed.

2.  The Last Battle Scene

So I’m hooked…there I was in the theatre clogging my artheries with greasy popcorn washing it down with some Dr. Pep watching Thor just ANNI-FUCKING –LATE the ice giants. I was hyped. The scene was EPIC and seeing Monike in action was worth  every buck I spent…even the fat lady in front of me blocking the ENTIRE Screen was digging it. Then came the Destroyer. I’m at the edge of my seat….waiting…waiting…Thor ..A GOD..was going rain down some major league kick-ass and then ……………..fssst. The scene passed like a small noiseless fart. EPIC FAIL!!!

3.

The love scene between the down-on-his-luck hero and the over-awed scientist Jane Foster was envitable. It is a well-known scientific fact that the glistening abs on a healthy male body when viewed at the perfect angle will result in weak knees and heart palpatations on members of the opposite sex. But the cutesy scene as Mr. Fantastic ABs himself sits around the campfire bonding with the awe-struck scientist was a little cheesy and worse the only thing consumed by heat was the wood in the campfire. This is exactly what I mean about underdevelopment of the characters = pithy, unbelievable scenes.

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Again reference to our first point. Thor was on our pathetic little planet for one day and has in the space of 24 hours learned the fine art of humility which escapes the ever controversial Donald Trump. So what was so emotionally wretching that our hero chose to change his arrogant ways? The toss up is between the loss of his father and the loss of Monika. Based on the clip below it's becomes pretty clear which loss was the more tramatic lol.

                                          Thor was just told his father was dead.

                                          Thor unable to lift hammer and goes ape-shit.